刘雪  流血

                  刘产  流产

                  范建  犯贱

                  范统  饭桶

                  尹浩  引号

                  费彦  肺炎

                  段珍  断针

                  甄建  真贱

                  唐郎  螳螂

                  温蝈  温锅

                  甄不祷        震不倒

                  万宝禄        万宝路

                  金项莲        金项链

                  钱永婉        钱用完

                  梅文化        没文化

                  冯仁基        缝纫机

                  范唯浩        饭未好

                  蔡泰贤        菜太咸

                  任民毕        人民币

                  雷震宇        雷阵雨

                  付鑫翰        负心汉

                  吴安宁        无安宁

                  甄实在        真实在

                  吴梭围        无所谓

                  赖月京        来月经

                  李昌富        李娼妇

                  项洁雯        想接吻

                  朱逸群        猪一群

                  杨宜知        羊一只

                  秦寿生        禽兽生

                  吴安全        无安全

                  史德灿        死得惨

                  吴嫣梅       无烟煤

                   杜子腾       肚子疼

                   余金国      鱼进锅

                   庞光大       膀胱大

                   焦厚根       脚后跟

                   鞠留所       拘留所

                          史珍香        最后一名据说爆笑人名排名比较靠前（只为一笑）